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luvs2squeeze 54 / F
"Not going to put limitations on what I find. Great sex can be the catalyst to a great future."
Waterloo, Iowa, United States
 
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luvs2squeeze 54/F
Waterloo, Iowa
Just baked Rhubarb pie. Gonna make Peanut Butter cookies in the morning. Cooking/baking makes me horny...
Introduction
I am a white woman, with ren, born in a small Iowa town, raised on a farm, college graduate, married, divorced, and I have been single since 1997. I have no desire to become a wife, or a wife without a wedding ring, or any other type of catastrophic ordeal that would certainly stress me out.... BIG time. ALSO, if you are not between the ages of 41 to 54, there is no rea to waste my time, your time, internet space, and definitely there is no rea for you to get bitchy if I don't respond because you are not old enough, or you are old enough to be my dad or gramps. Also, I appreciate the many messages I get, but realistically, I have no desire to date anyone further than one hour driving distance. Unless you live in Australia, and want to educate me in case I move there someday. lol Lets see, I am a friendly per, normally, however, I do speak my mind. I can be quite brutal and blunt most of the time, but isn't being straight forward, with no guessing or wondering about feelings, or thoughts, better than walking on tiptoes, avoiding any kind of REAL chances to make someone mad, disappointed, butt hurt, etc.? I can't guarantee that I do or don't want to have some sort of relationship, but just know that I believe that my ability to maintain a healthy, normal relationship is out in left field somewhere, and I don't care to retrieve it. Relationships are hard, and I think if it is the right time, place, per, etc., then it should be as easy as buttering bread. I have not met that so-called "soul mate", and I am pretty sure I never will. I fail at keeping a significant other in the know of my business, whereabouts, thoughts, plans, etc. I don't care enough to fix this fault of mine. I do believe I border on sociopathic behavior, but the difference with me is that I do have emotions about certain things, I cry, I laugh, I feel, and I love caress a mans naked body and kiss every inch as well. I love to give oral, enjoy receiving it as well, love doggy style with a man and my clit vibrator, I give good back/shoulder rubs, I cut hair, I am an excellent cook/baker, can fix most things, and improper grammar or use of made up words like, SUPPOSABLY, raises the hairs on my neck, and my opinion of that per plummets. Also, if you are going to care or care less, please say the proper retort, which is, I COULDN"T CARE LESS"... Those of you who say, I COULD CARE LESS sound so ridiculous, and taking you seriously about anything is impossible. I've also heart the word VERILY used instead of BARELY, and gees.... Just shut up. I can't stand lisps or other speech impediments. Lisps occur because as s, you sounded cute saying ESS like ETH, but as an adult, people hear it and roll their eyes into the back of their heads. Lisps are from being lazy while learning to speak and having lazy parents who didn't consider the future and how stupid adults with lisps sound. I dated a guy who had a glass eye and a stutter, and, well, that was pretty cool at first, but after a while, the eye thing was pretty much forgotten because his stupid stutter smothered everything else. During an argument, I told him to "S-S-S--Spit it out, Big B-B-B-Boy" and also, he was of a different color, and constantly said, "Know what I'm sayin" "You feel me", and called me Mama... What the hell. These three things, with a stutter on top of it all, became the comedy in this relationship, but I was the only one laughing. Anyway, Weird eyes, fake eyes, google eyes, well, I don't discriminate, but I would prefer to NOT have that kind of stuff weighing on my mind, and at the tip of my tongue. I love to play pool. I am on a local team that plays on Monday nights. If you play pool, well, hell, we are already connected. Oh, and I am not interested in Black men, or any other kind of man but Caucasion. Been there, done that, don't wanna repeat. I am too white to deal with black talk, slang, culture, and ideals. If you are a white black guy, like, oh, Michael Strahan, and you don't have your showy jive shit going on, you speak like you actually went to school, well, that is another story. I would be open to that kind of black man. Although, I remember what a black cock looked like, pumping in and out of me, and well, No, I guess I won't be open to that. Sorry. Anyway, Now that I am back to work, I will be able to afford to go out and meet and greet. So, Let me know if you are serious, with a serious mind, and a stable life/lifestyle. Oh, and if there are any women who are curious or looking, well, I am not opposed to discovering that side of myself either. I love eating pussy, and I am good at it, too!

My Ideal Person A farmer or someone who works with their hands, literate, able to hold a good conversation, someone who is not afraid to be a goofball, someone who doesn't worry about what other people think, someone with children, someone taller than 5'9", Single or at least divorced for more than 10 years, employed, pussy eater, and someone who won't give me a hard time about being a HUGE Chicago Bears Fan... I am just about sick of it. Like I don't know my team sucks bigger than life right now? Geesh...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Eagles, Heart, Nickelback, Air Supply, etc.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
When Ellen first came out, I used to wonder what sex with
her would be like.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 54 / female
  • Waterloo, Iowa, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men
Birthdate: July 6, 1969
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Inventory Specialist
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 38 / 85 D
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Other Hair Color
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
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