At the outset let it be known we have neither want nor need of others: Do not try to form a connection of any sort, you will be wasting your time. If you are married and cheating, do not try to involve us in your deceit- we will do all that we can to expose you so take that as fair warning. Now for the lighter stuff. Enjoy the little we share with you on cam as it will likely be a mirror of what you wish for, Perhaps we will inspire you to be a couple as self contained as we are, or maybe for a brief moment in paradise you can live vicariously through us. The swinging scene...for the most part a load of rubbish in reality, people in the most uncomfortable situation they can put themselves into trying hard not to not have fun...a sentence as awkward as the reality ...Keep it a fantasy: it is really a lot sexier in the mind than in a heap of sweating, for the most part overweight bodies. For the "Young and Hung", this is not the place to sort out your Oedipal issues. You either need to discuss the desire you have to experience intimacy with your mother, with your mother, and to get your father involved is also remedial. The alternative is to seek help from a qualified therapist. Big Black Cocks...they are as plentiful as they are meaningless...now a Green Cock,,that might be of interest. Obesity is a national disease of epidemic proportions with which we would rather not deal. Sick minds keep us busy enough.

Mi persona ideal: Anyone who reads what we wrote, and can say: Wow...a couple not afraid to tell it like it is! Everyone else spends so much time and effort trying to be what they think others want that they can't even remember what it was they wanted in the first place