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mutualbutthickey 46 / M
"Seeking fwb and pizza"
Kirkland, Washington, United States
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mutualbutthickey 46/M
Kirkland, Washington
I shaved my butt for this?
I am very single. I know you're wondering how can some one with a butt like that be single? Does he have a small penis? Does he snore even while awake? Does he have man boobs? When he orgasms does he scream out "Chicken Pot Pie!"? Does he ramble on too long on certain subjects? Oh right. Moving on.... I have a very, big, massive..... butt fetish. What did you think I was going to say? I love women's butts. I like my butt. I would play with every inch of your butt and hopefully vice versa. I want to worship at your ass altar. I of course love anal and would also like to try a strap-on. My fantasy right now is for me to clean your house naked. Seriously. I would vacuum, do the dishes, re-roof your house, totally buck naked. No joke. So non sex related stuff... I am pretty shy when meeting people and it takes a little bit to get comfortable. i am kind of a geek, I play video games, read comic books and regular books too, collect stamps (shut up), love horror,westerns and mysteries. I work overnight so I'm free during the days. I love guinea pigs and hamsters and dogs. I do have a pic of my face on my friend network. Will also trade face pics. Will also trade faces if yours if better looking than mine.

My Ideal Person Ladies who want to be fwbs. NSA even better. Someone who is patient and understanding about shyness. i actually like listening more than talking, but will daydream if the soliloquy drones on. Someone who wants to sleep with me and also go to sleep with me. I do like to cuddle with the right person. Don't worry my man card is safe right her.... where the hell did it go?
Would like to go on dates when not hooking up.
Age doesn't matter. 18 -99 is good.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 46 / male
  • Kirkland, Washington, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: March 1, 1974
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yes
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: