now underworked and underpleased Joker looking for my Harley Quinn. I'm looking to find my kinky, sexy, (only slightly) crazy other half. Hoping to find someone smart, strong, and fun to get to know, inside and out. I'm usually pretty quiet until i'm comfortable around someone. I'm not really a bar type. I'd much prefer to either Netflix & chill, PornHub & thrill, or GoPro & -fuck like the world ends tomorrow-ill. I'm apparently horrible at reading signals initially, so please either be patient or blunt. I'm way over-stressed thanks to all this Corona insanity and would love to find someone to pull me out of my mind and into hers when i get lost.

My Ideal Person I long for her spark to help reignite the flames of passion in my life once again.

I love a strong spirited woman who's not afraid to take what she wants. A woman who speaks her mind with little or no filter. Be unique, once in a lifetime, unforgettable. I prefer a woman where the first thing you notice isn't BOOBS, but something more like an emerald sparkle in her eye, the waves of color in her hair, a guardedly crooked geekly smile, those evil-ass natural resting fuck-off-and-die eyes, the way the sun makes the red in her hair look like its on fire (mega points for that one), you get the idea.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, A little of each

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