Somewhat cleverly disguised International Dude of Leisure, seeks equally treacherous femme fatale to share in the high life of major double-dealing and general debauchery. If you're a woman who enjoys lazy sunny afternoons with bands of heavily armed mercenaries, rousing rabbles, bounty hunting, high seas piracy, money laundering, corporate sabotage, inciting or quelling insurrections (based upon a competitive bidding process, of course), and/or double espionage, you're in the right place. Me: A freelance executive managing director trustee of several private, corporate, and governmental capital projects throughout the world. Even though my business dealings really tend to keep me on the move, I look forward to settling down one day on a yet to be determined island in the Caribbean or South Pacific. But enough shop talk. My hobbies include; gun running and contraband smuggling, sporting event fixing, political dirty tricks and character assassinations, and SCUBA diving to reminisce with past business associates about the "bad old days". I don't loot (rag picking), nor do I pull such amateurish arson-and- spraypaint-grafitti stunts as Antifa. Moreover, I'll have nothing to do with any of the lowdown skunks from the FBI, CIA, or IRS. A guy simply MUST have standards.

My Ideal Person You:

Smarter than you let on. Sturdy and fit enough for such an active lifestyle, yet curvy and feminine enough to play the cheap window dressing role you were born to play *winkwink*. You're equally comfortable in cammies for a power lunch with Sri Lankan separatists, as in an evening gown at a World Economic Forum dinner, or a black duster and fedora for long quiet midnight strolls along the waterfront.

Experience with high explosives a big plus

Together we'll annoy, irritate, incite, instigate, litigate, corrupt, conspire, undermine, disrupt, polarize, misdirect, obfuscate, evade, lie, cheat, and steal. Then, just as we get our marks.....er....um......clients to the peak of confounded rage, we'll turn turn them against one another, so as to rid the world of such easily manipulated fools with their own energy.

Then we'll screw like bunnies.

See, I really am a hopeless romantic.

Oh yeah, we'll clean up on the percentage too.

EOE. RSVP. PDQ.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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