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ranchomongo 68 / M
"i would love to find my curvaous thick woman that is bi or str8. i m not for marriage."
Desert Hot Springs, California, United States
 
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ranchomongo 68/M
Desert Hot Springs, California
i m just in need.. someone please help me
Introduction
[B][/B][SIZE 4][/SIZE][COLOR royalblue][/COLOR][font face=rockwell size=5 color=blue] i would love to find the above fantasy woman, but i also know you can t always get what you want. i like to meet for coffee, drinks, lunch , dinner and chat to see if we are compatible. What does one have to loose, meet someone new, you never know what can happen. If nothing happens, we both had a nice time out. i also like MMF, where the woman get all the attention. Both guys work to get her off as hard and as many times as she can want. thanks [/font] [font face=soho size=4 color=green] I'm fat, bald and bi oral, also trying to be very up front in this profile, so take it or move along.[/font] [font face=soho size=4 color=red] WARNING!! Any institutions, individuals and/or third parties using this site and/or any of its associated sites for studies or projects and/or any duplication (for any reason) and/or posting to any site - You DO NOT have my permission to use any of my profile and/or pictures in any form or forum - past, current and future -. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications under the Privacy Act, Copyright Protection Act and/or other provisions of the law or State and Federal .UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE [/font] [font face=times new roman size=4 color=dark blue] i m not going to help you cheat...... cheating is cheating. couples.......... and i mean couples.....mm ff mf if we play.. ok .. for a bit i can handle photo taking.. and vid and viewing.. but get out from behind the camera and let's PLAY.. 3 some 4 some... i think everyone should be involved.. if i m wrong.. skip past me.. single ladies.. if you don t like what i m saying .. say adios. .[/font]

My Ideal Person
some one, some couple that makes me feel comfortable with them, as much as i make them feel comfortable with me.

would love to be held , and hold. be fondled and fondle....kiss and be kissed...(by women only, to me men kissing is not my cup of tea.)...and whatever cums next! but I don t kiss guys, sorry not my thing. V safe.


today is my birthday.. i m horny and lonely .. gee how would you feel at 68?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, Yes, Moody Blues, Mozart.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
no fuck them.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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  • 68 / male
  • Desert Hot Springs, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Trans
Birthdate: October 7, 1953
Travels to: Desert Hot Springs, California, United States
Hometown: ABE, Pennsylvania, United States
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a heavy drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: retired
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Very thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, sexualinbedlanguages.
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length: Bald
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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