I'm a single, unattached, fun lovin' guy who's clean, discreet, one woman's man with more to offer...it's called "perality". Sure I'm the nice polite, educated, well manner guy you can take home to mom, but I'm naughty when I need to be. I'm disease free and don't use drugs. What's not to love? The eternal optimist, glass half-full, looking for someone that I can connect to on multiple levels, pleasure! Why am I here? I'm trying to cut through the clutter...the game playing cutter! Oh, I like to play games, just not "those" kind of games. Don't have time nor the energy to waste. And don't go to clubs. I am fun and loving and love the feeling of this first passionate kiss and soft hands caressing me and me caressing you as we get ready for round number TWO So that's me. I like fun. Sex is fun. Must be stimulated mentally, I don't just stick it in anything these days. Oh !!!!! I almost forgot, i always put the toilet seat down after i pee....

My Ideal Person You are healthy and happy, content with your person. Your smile comes easily and stays often.

Your skin is smooth and soft, clean and joy to touch and taste.

Your mind is ready for seduction.

You are a woman of any age, but mature with a different type of beauty. Not the supermodel, princess, high-maintenance type, but a wholesome girl next door who's wild behind close doors type. Cute, with inner beauty and some personality, intelligence and passion. Sex is 90% mental and I'm a very visually stimulated guy, so you can't be afraid to show me yours and you must be passionate and love foreplay! Oh and in case you don't know, foreplay is a two-way street. Okay. I do you while you're doing me, hands, feet, mouth, tongue, fingers, toes...and so on. I'm not looking just to stick it in, wiggle it around.

All shapes and sizes are welcome. I like them all, but I'm fond of curvy women. You never know who's going to "click" until we try...

HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving
arms
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and
out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead
milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and
cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not
soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

(Thanks HornyBlackCouple for this awesome receipe!)