I'm just the guy next door . . . completely forgettable in a crowd . . . but you'll never forget me once you get to know me as a friend. I'm very versatile, and have many interests. I'm open to meeting a wide range of people and making new friends, but still hope to find that special someone to settle down with someday. Is today good for you? In the meantime, I like to have fun while I'm looking for the one that makes my teeth sweat. A sense of humor and the ability to carry on a good conversation are big turn ons for me. Someone that smiles easily, and often, (with their mouth AND their eyes) earn bonus points. "Tell them what they've won, Johnny!" What is inside your head and your heart are what really interest me, so tell me already! I am loyal and honest, so I am either a boy scout or a golden retriever. I'm easy going, but no push over; fun to be with, but cannot be held responsible for your happiness; open and generous, but not wanting to be taken advantage of; caring and compassionate, but no Mother Teresa(!); devout in faith, but no Billy Graham. I'm more Bob Villa than Tim Taylor; more Paula Dean than Wolfgang Puck; more Ross than Joey or Chandler; more Ethel than Lucy; and at times I have been Larry, Moe, and Curley . . . but not at the same time.. If you are into games, call Milton Bradley. If you are seeking to be a kept man, get arrested, because I am not your sugar daddy. If you are for real, and up for some intellectual, emotional, and physical stimulation, drop me a line. As long as it isn't white and powdery, because I won't tolerate that. The worst that could happen is you'll make a new friend. You might also meet your best friend, "So, are you feelin' lucky? Are ya?" P.S.-- If this made you smile at all, you're on our way to becoming someone I might take home to meet Mamma.

My Ideal Person Long term relationship minded, but happy to make friends and buddies (with benefits a+) along the search. Looking for someone real, honest, sincere, caring, passionate, compassionate, employed, DDfree, safe, intelligent, conversational, moral, humorous, with their head at least half-way screwed on. Not into fems or the obese. I find different physical types attractive, but a normal, average, fit or athletic build will catch my attention first. Great smiles and attitudes are sexy, and a nice chest has been known to make me stare uncontrollably. Add a little muscle and curves, and I start to salivate. If you have some body hair, my knees may go week, and with a hairy chest . . . "Houston we have lift-off"!!!