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rm_LarzBitchly 66 / M
"Fun in and out of the bedroom"
Summersville, West Virginia, United States
 
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Member Since: November 13, 2007

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rm_LarzBitchly 66/M
Summersville, West Virginia
Introduction
I love to laugh, that`s what makes life worth living is`nt it? I`m always joking about something, life is to short not to enjoy every second of it while you can. I love to write blogs which relate some of the crazy things that happen to me on a daily basis.

My Ideal Person I`d like to find a girl to go out and see a flick (I love comedy or action adventures but anything is good with the right person).

Anyone up for Kareoke? I can`t sing worth a damn but I have a great time trying.

I'm looking for a lady that enjoys life as much as I do. I'm not looking for love because if you have to track it down it will always run away from you. I believe in what happens, happens. Enjoy today and tomorrow will take care of it's self.

Sex/love making can be a magical thing, but so can holding hands on a sandy beach. A shared glance from across a crowded room. It's all in what you make it, so why not make every momet something to remember for a life time?

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I have many fantasies but there is one where I meet a lady
for the very first time in a dark theater. <br><br>
We meet in the back row, away from the isle. She wears a long
skirt with no panties. <br><br>
Keep in mind we have never met so she can only guess that it`s
me setting next to her. After the movie starts a proceed
to pleasure her until she cums. after which I exit and she
calls me later and tells me her thoughts on the encounter.
<br><br>
What do I get out of it you ask? I recieve a lot of pleasure
by giving pleasure to others. No, I don`t cum but if I can
help someone to cum and the excitiment that the whole fantasy
brings then I`m happy.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I used to think of Drew Barrymore but shes a bit to thin now.
<br><br>
I like all sorts of ladies. thick, thin, chubby, tall and
short (love the shorties) But Drew just fell off my do-able
list, sorry Drew.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 66 / male
  • Summersville, West Virginia, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: September 22, 1957
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: High school graduate
Occupation: camera man
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Very thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None
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