BE WARNED: I AM VERY CHEEZY. My sense of humour has been described as "dark" and "out there". To quote the BareNaked Ladies "i'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral". My friends have dubbed me "cheezoid" or "cheezy bastard". When I go out, I have a few favorite haunts that I frequent. I want to try all the things I've always wanted to do. I like to kink things up a notch from time to time. When I'm at home alone, I like to zone out and decompress from the day's stress. I like my partners to be open to anything. The philosophy I live by is stay relaxed, stay mellow, stay loose and be open to whatever happens. I look forward to putting a smile on your face. I'm not changing my life, but I want to explore a few new options and see how it works out. If you contact me I promise to make it worth your while.

My Ideal Person Someone who is easygoing and has a very open attitude towards sex, specifically their sexuality. Nothing annoys me more than people who feel ashamed of what turns them on. I mostly listen to Metallica so you've got to at least be willing to convert into a metalhead. And i am a movie buff, watching movies/tv shows and discussing them is one of my favourite thing to do.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Metallica

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
hmm, tough one. Mila Kunis is definately up there, her voice
is so damn sexy. and that arse of hers. i reckon you could
bounce fifty cent pieces off it all day and it wouldn't
bruise.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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