98%Said"Best Online Profile" 74%"I Got So Wet" 59%"Had To Go masterbate"......dbShy "max_chillin" I'M A HONEST MAN! HERE I'L PROVE IT> all I think about is sex! :) Yes, sometimes Im a pain n the ass! I'm a Jackass! But theres more? I'm Happy, Horny, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, goofy I also a little yosemite sam at times :) I get busy and forget sh*t like the trash,,,, I get it most the time damn it. if you ask Honey you wanna go to hobby lobby with me? my reply will be "no i wont go to ****ing Hobbly lobbly with you!" that place is a man killer ok..... lol all you see in there are men with no balls left lol walking around crazy with a box on there head cause there woman has nagged there freaking brains out..... i will not become one of those men! lol just go with you girl friend ok.....lol if we need to go to the store? lets go! get what we need and get out ok.... do say we need to go to the store and then take me shopping with you! i know that trick! dont try it.... once again take your girl friend ok leave me out of it lol i dont need to look a shampoo for 2 hours wile you make up your freaking mind about what smells better strawberries or melons lol Anniversary? you better remind me a week! and a day b4! lol you want me to remember? make it on my birthday :) maybe i will then lol no guarantees on that tho! if we are in a relationship? you are not allowed to read cosmopolitan magazine lol that ****ers a 100 pages long and 99 of those pages are full of reas not to have sex with your man lol its true! :) ok this is important,,,,,, look I know i don't always listen as to you as much as i should. and i know this really annoys you.and hurts your feelings sometimes....... i don't mean to be that way. and i truly try not to be. sometimes men are just on another page in our head.... But then again sometimes you need to stop and listen too. if were both are willing to try? maybe it will make a difference this time? i dont cheat stumble or fall... i treat my woman with total respect always... i open her door and always have her back... i'l bite her in the ass when i need to :) and give in to her just the same... i do bite people i love ok why? idk, but i never bite hard...were talking love bites here ok :) i will chase you down and pick you up throw you on the bed and bite you! till you giggle like a little girl and beg me to stop yes im all these things & alot more im really 6'1" and yes i have all my teeth lol im not from middleburg i just live here lmao but one thing you can always count on, is im always ALWAYS HONEST and i stand by my word! Yes im a pain n the ass 2 love sometimes. But im so worth it! YES I WANT LOVE? MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE OK I'M NOT OUT HERE LOOKING FOR JUST SEX BUT BUT EVERY WOMAN I'V EVER TRIED TO TALK TO ONLINE HAS GRILLED ME ON THAT SO IM GOING TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR I LIKE SEX ALOT! I LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT AND HAVING IT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. im naughty and im damn good at it :) if your not odds are we wont work out in the long run... I KNOW THERE ARE GUYS OUT HERE JUST PLAYING GAMES TRYING TO "GET SOME" IM NOT THAT GUY!!! im very serious about meeting someone making and effort and seeing where it goes IM NOT ANYTHING LIKE ANYONE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN WITH. THERE IS SOMETHING BETTER OUT HERE THAT MIGHT CHANGE EVERYTHING, and i can prove it! try me??? IM NOT ANYTHING LIKE ANYONE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN WITH. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE IS SOMETHING BETTER OUT HERE THAT MIGHT CHANGE EVERYTHING, YOU HAVE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SEX AND WHAT IT IS YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING OUT OF IT ALL YOUR LIFE. SO HERES A TASTE OF WHAT YOU "MIGHT" GET IF WE MEET AND WE CLICK??? Heres all you need to know about me I love long slow sweet kisses I love making you smile so hard after i kiss you your face starts to hurt. When the last time that happened to you? nibbling our lips softly crashing in a warm embrace. ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE OUT OF CONTROL :) I WANT YOU TO LET IT ALL GO FOR ME Love? yes i want it....but i want it all love passion respect and the sex drive of a healthy relationship its just seems a shame to me to spend weeks getting to know some one only to find out they suck in bed or don't even really like sex cause they have had bad sex all there life and really haven't a clue at just how good it can be, and wont even give it a real chance. if a woman can't relax and injoy it theres nothing a man can do to make her injoy it. so thats why i made this profile. SEX we should be not only able to talk about it but woman should make it clear what they want from someone in bed how many times have you meet a guy wasted time getting to know him only to find out he sucks in bed. people who say sex isn't everything? don't understand if you have love passion respect and grate sex to go with it? its every thing. Sex is the most imtimate moments your ever spend with anyone in your life. how can anyone call that nothing? you can have it all.....but you gotta ask for it. not only that, do you know how freaking sexy and hot it is to a man for a woman to tell him clearly what she truly wants. i wanna grab you by your hair kiss you soft and slow... nibble your lip as i pull away.... grab you! spin you around slap that cute ass as i throw you in the bed :) then start kissing and nibbling your ankles,,,, working my way up the back of your legs over your sweet little ass, feeling my big hands squeeze it tight,,,, as i glid up to your lower back nibbling and kissing my way up the middle of your back feeling your soft sweet skin roll across my lips as i get to your shoulder nibbling as you twich and smile. working my way to the back of your neck..running my fingers through your hair. kissing all the way to your sweet lips, Taking my time to kiss you soft and slow nibbling your lips as i pull away to work my way back down to your neck, to your sweet breast, Feeling my big hands squeeze them tight as i injoy my way down your sexy tummy nibbling and chewing feeling you jerk giggle and twitch as i pass your belly button kissing my way down till i feel my lips caress the sweetness between your legs. I WANT PASSION! what do you want? Tell me?

My Ideal Person baby....... i wanna grab you by your hair kiss you soft and slow...

nibble your lip as i pull away.... grab you! spin you around....and spank that cute ass till its cherry red then throw you in the bed and make you glad i just did
starting by kissing and nibbling your ankles

working my way up the back of your sexy legs over your sweet sexy little ass, feeling my big hands

squeeze it tight,,,, as i glide up and over it to your lower back

nibbling and kissing my way up the middle of your back

feeling your soft sweet skin roll across my lips as i get to your shoulder blades

nibbling as you twitch and smile. working my way to the back of your beautiful neck..running

my fingers through your hair.

kissing all the way to your sweet lips, Taking my time to

kiss you soft and slow nibbling your lips as i pull away to work my way back down

to your neck, to your sweet lushes breast, Feeling my big hands squeeze them tight licking and

sucking on your rock hard nipples of a wile befor i work my way down your sexy tummy nibbling

and chewing feeling you jerk giggle and twitch as

i pass your belly button kissing my way down till i feel my lips caress

the sweetness between your legs

feeling my lips caress your clit sucking it and popping it with my tongue making you kick and squirm

rubbing my big fingers deep in side you till you cum and squirt for me and your begging me

to stop and drag you to my bed..... bend over and show me your sweet ass......pulling your

head back by your hair and arching your back,,,,,, so i can squeeze your tits good and hard

befor i tie you up, pulling your legs apart so you cant keep me from sucking your sweet

swollen clit wile im finger fucking your tight little pussy with my big finger hard and fast

till your squirting good and hard and your out of control wanting my big hard throbbing

cock deep in side you..... but first i wanna take my big cock and stuff it in your little mouth

till its all the way in and your about to choke on it... with both hands full of your hair and

keep pumping it in and out of your mouth,,,,bottoming it out and gagging you every time i

force it down your throat.... grabbing you i spin you over so your sweet ass in high in the

air for me as i drive my rock hard cock deep in side your tight pussy pumping it in and out

of you fast and hard ramming my hips in to your ass, spamming them together till your pussy

is on fire..... ripping it out of your pussy as your starting to squirt on it and shoving it deep

back in you making you grown with pleasure.... as my big cock slides in and out of your

tight little pussy.... feeling my cum filled ball slapping your ass as im pounding my cock in

and out of your squirting pussy.... ripping it out of you spinning you over and standing over

you as i shot my hot cum all over your tits making it drip from your hard nipples befor i

shove it in your mouth and make you suck it hard again so i can fuck your little tight pussy again and again all night