Do me a favor and type like an intelligent human being. I don't speak texting shorthand, and I don't have the patience for it. To paraphrase Robin Williams in Dead Poet's Society, the purpose of language is to woo women, and to that end, being lazy won't cut it. If you haven't noticed, I'm sarcastic and snarky. I have a very dry sense of humor (hey, I grew up watching the X Files. Mulder is my hero) that people either A) love, or B) don't understand. I'm much more interesting online, so I'm not comfortable on the phone. I also spend about 90% of my time at home as a stay at home mom, so my social skills are extremely rusty. Unless you're 3, then what the hell are you doing here in the first place? Speaking of age, my upper threshold is 45. Anything over that, and we're getting a little too close to someone who should probably be dating my mom. No, my mom is not on here. The lower end of that threshold is 26. You've got to be older than my brother, or I'm going to feel like a huge perv. To the best of my knowledge, he's not on here either. I'm not looking for a relationship, unless it's friends with benefits. I'm quite happy in my marriage. And yes, the husband knows I'm here. We have a joint profile, and he has his own as well. Some people find this odd. We just think we're awesome. If you're a couple interested in couples, you can find us under ScottnLnZ. Looking for an attached man for your menage/wife watch, etc? He's under Coldfire9378. (Bonus points for you if you catch the reference.)

My Ideal Person My ideal person is someone who wouldn't mind any initial awkwardness I might display. I eventually become way cooler. Someone who is secure in themselves and isn't worried about what people think.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, Florida Georgia Line, Enigma,
Loreena McKennit, Enya, BT,

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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