[COLOR blue]AVAILABLE FOR LEASE (SHORT OR LONG TERM *SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY)[/COLOR] [COLOR red]One very lovable, user friendly, flirtatious, intelligent sexual male.[/COLOR] [COLOR blue]SPECIFICATIONS[/COLOR] 1 pair of sparkly Blue eyes 1 nice smile 1 thick cock 1 tongue that knows it’s way a round a woman’s body. An educated and intelligent mind A friendly and outgoing perality A great sense of humor A large dose of respect, discretion and loyalty to friends A small well of patience for idiots and timewasters [COLOR blue] COST[/COLOR] The time it takes "get to know you" over dinner or drinks (occasional buy one get one free offers available *conditions apply, however), with fun intelligent, attractive, couples, or females, preferably between 30 and 55 years young, women get special delivery (insurance included. Non-smokers preferred please, however, smoldering is perfectly acceptable. [COLOR blue]USER MANUAL[/COLOR] This individual thrives on fun, good humor, sensual intimacy, affection and tender lovemaking. When treated with respect this individual will respond extremely well, is eager to please and respectful of others boundaries. This model does work well with another male but only performs on the ladies. (NO male to male contact.) This individual goes like a rocket when relaxed. No stranger to bullshit, this individual is able to recognize it immediately, so it is best to avoid this at all costs. [COLOR red]WARNING!!!![/COLOR] This individual fails to perform when mail consists of one liners, no pictures and no details on profile, he has limited psychic abilities and is unable to either see what you look like or know what your looking for, if you cant make the effort then neither can he. Please attach face picture to your email (not asking for a ney), This individual does not spend hours on that chatting site improving his typing speed when there is some real fun and dessert to be had in his bed. Due to the unique nature of this individual there can sometimes be a waiting period. This MUST NOT be construed as "time wasting" and viewed purely as time to correspond until such time as he is available. It must be understood, there is only one in stock and it is unlikely there will be another delivery. This individual can travel if need be. [COLOR blue]GUARANTEE.[/COLOR] This individual will arrive perfectly packaged, on time and fit for purpose, if this individual does not reach you in perfect condition, you will be offered a replacement. You will have to buy batteries for it, but you must understand it is not nearly as responsive and neighbors might talk. I don't know why AFF keeps saying I am either gay or Bi .... I am NOT I am straight!!! I am in between Anchorage and Fairbanks I can meet people in either city..

My Ideal Person This product is only suited to honest, genuine, stable, loving couples, and sexy females

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Neil Diamond, Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Rolling stones

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Ask me about it

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
nope

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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