For clarification purposes... I go by Mel until I feel comfortable disclosing my real name. For starters I am married. But the hubby knows and is fine with me being here. I AM IN NO WAY MOBILE OR HAVE A SITTER. so please don't bother asking to meet anywhere besides my place or offer to pick me up.... I also AM NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE.OR.FORM AVAILABLE DURING DAYS. so again. Don't bother asking. If your belly is bigger than my pregnant one, fuck off. I can't stand the feeling of being crushed while screwing. So being fit is a must, but being muscular is not necessary. Also. I'm not a kisser. Especially if/when I do.kiss you and you SUCK. for you more desperate men... If I don't respond after say, three messages.from you... Take a god Damn hint! If I'm given a face pic with no obstructions (ie sunglasses) you'll be considered first - if I can't find myself attracted to both face and body, ill only just be turned off. And a couple of.you I noticed do NOT look like your.photos..... That's just wrong. Tells me.you're a LIAR. So if you're on of those, and I end up having you over.... Don't be surprised when I just make you leave.

My Ideal Person MUST be able to come to me... As stated before LATE NIGHTS after 9 pm. No dates for coffee, dinner, whatever. No asking for daytime romps! I generally do not go for anyone younger than myself or older than 40 ish, but I MAY SOMETIMES make exceptions. One more thing... If you can't speak English clear enough for me to understand without asking what you said a thousand times, don't waste my time! Also, can't meet these guidelines? Please don't waste my time or yours!! If you're not fit (muscular not necessary - just don't be fat : meaning if that "beer belly" is bigger than my prego one, fuck off) don't bother - I don't like the feeling of being crushed while screwing.