Hi Ladies? I've tried the nice approach, I tried the dirty approach, I tried the raunchy ,sarcastic pig approach -which actually got me a lot of laughs. Now I figure for my last 2 months here I'll try the honest approach. I'm a single guy in my mid-40's. Hazel eyes, which get lots of compliments, brown hair with gray on top, I'm 5'10", 215 lbs, bit of a beer gut. I'm very polite, well read, intelligent and a bit shy. In other words, I'm the exact opposite of the douches on Jersey Shore. Not into the nightclub scene, and the few local bars here have really gone downhill or closed. I live at home, I help take care of my mother and grandmother. I'm a good , what can I say? I'm currently unemployed looking for work, so I have lots of spare time this spring... I like to shoot pool, read, movies, yada yada yada. I have grown tired of vanilla sex. I like things a bit kinky. I prefer to be Dom. I like dirty talk. I like to spank and pull hair. I like to fulfill fantasies...both my own and others. I like to have fun. I've also been told I give killer massages. So if you're interested in a neck and back massage hit me up, we can work out a trade :-SS

My Ideal Person you have to be cute, in decent shape and appearance. I'm a leg and ass man, so if you got those shapely I'd really like to show them some appreciation. I like my ladies to dress sexy, ho heels, stocking's, lingerie and various roleplay outfits always get my cock hard. Red-headed sluts get special attention, especially if the carpet matches the drapes, but that doesn't mean I don't like my black chicks, latin mammi's, asian spice, and even white trash.

I'm basically looking for someone no-strings, but also someone I can hang out with and have fun. Friends with Bennies is cool. But I also don't want to become friends first, where the sex then becomes awkward. I'm here to have fun and get laid. If I want serious relationship, I'd go to one of those other sites. I want someone to experiment with. I like a girl who's very oral, maybe willing to try(or already enjoys) anal. Safe sex is a must. Maybe a little bondage here and there. Hot Wax? A Few rough fantasies? Or maybe a swingers club? I just want to have a good time while I'm still here.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
I'm stuck in the 80's

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere, all of the above

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No particular fantasy. But who would I like to fuck would
be a better question. Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Rose
McGowan, Angie Harmon, Christina Aguilera and Mariah
Carey...at the same time.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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