We are a laid-back, down-to-earth, married white couple looking to get down to business!!! He is 6'1 250, she is 5'10 and curvy (our pictures are current). We would like to meet some friends for some good old fashinon adult fun! WE can stand out in a crowd (or with a little effort blend into the woodwork). She is Librarian-esque by day....she-devil at night. We're pretty much the couple next door, but we're looking for [COLOR red][/COLOR]naughty neighbors! The short and sweet of it: We're usually stuck in small town Tx. However at times and usually with notice, we can travel. We are both professionals with both family and social obligations that require this to be super hush-hush. We have s, so we can be pretty busy. We are super laid back and about as flexible as one can be socially speaking (well i'm somewhat physically flexible...him--- not so much...lol). Definately not Ken and Barbie nor are we RoseAnne and Dan, we are looking for middle of the road! A little bit about me (the curvy female half).... slightly shy at first, easy going, love to laugh, love to flirt and just hang around. I'm drug, disease and drama free and I expect the same from you (life's too short for that)! He has never met a stranger and has never been shy a day in his life! He's quite charming at times and the ladies seem to just love him. I also find it important to stress the fact that he needs absolutely no recovery time and is an oral genious. I've been spoiled for quite some time and only after recent escapades have I realized that this should not be taken for granted..... I'm a very happy spoiled satisfied girl(but don't worry I'll share)!

My Ideal Person SINGLE GIRLS:
Ideally, we are looking for a curvy single confidant lady with a voracious sexual appetite who's looking to satisfy and be satisfied.

SHE: really, really, really (get the point) loves boobs.... so bring em on! She absolutely adores the pinup models of the past (but not the super skinny or even somewhat skinny ones...ie twiggy doesn't do it for HER!) Because she is 5'10", she prefers that men be as tall or even taller (but that's not a deal breaker it just works out better for certain activities). She also loves the tall ladies!
HE: loves all types of ladies especially the red heads. He says that I'm picky about women, but if the attraction isn't there...it's just not going to happen!

Because the single gals are few and far between and we still need some adult-type fun. We are very eager to invite secure, fun-loving couples for some frienship and fun.

COUPLES:
Please be secure and not whacked in the head. We are full swap.... Ok with soft swap, but I'm not really down with playing with the ladies while the men just sit there and watch. That's sort of like getting half-way to the center of the tootsie-pop and just stopping there. Pointless. We're all about audience participation!

SINGLE GUYS:
Single guys... you are sometimes a passing fancy. We will write you, please don't bombard our box with emails telling us that your penis is the best, that you can do it better and that we ought to give you a chance. We will find you if she's interested.... and if she drops you a line, she's definately interested!

BTW: it always cracks me up when guys boast about penis size... they ALL generally work for me for at least a little while.

~~~~~~~Please understand that WE are a package Deal and that there will be absolutely no flying solo! That's only fair! ~~~~~~~~

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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