We are a highly successful, highly motivated, exceptionally intelligent, well balanced, beautiful couple who have managed to stay incredibly modest. After our mis-spent yet highly educational and entertaining youth, we've come to prefer an intimate evening cooking a gourmet meal and then completely ignoring it in favor of rabid group sex. While we really enjoy the occasional night out, we [I]really[/I] enjoy nights in playing in and out.

My Ideal Person If you are the just-right-now gal, we'll be happy to explore the merits of multi-orgasmic sex in ways that would violate local community standards.

If you're the almost-impossible-to-find gal, we'll be happy to discuss, debate, and argue the merits of a polyamorous group, breeding for the next generation of world dominating superhumans while having multiorgasmic sex in ways that would violate local community standards.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Rush, Megadeth, JS Bach, Elastica, the Allman Brothearsand
DJ Doboy are in the iPod now.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well, there's that one involving two lesbian midgets,
a Mayan pyramid, a trained circus elephant, three hundred
shower curtains sewn together as a slip-n-slide and the
output of a small pudding factory -- but that's probably
a bit strange and if ever enacted will undoubtably involve
in either prosecution or a civil action.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ye gods, who hasn't? But if we had to make a go of it --
Elizabeth Hurley or Billie Piper would probably get top
marks, and Imelda Markos would probably get us therapy.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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