Very sincere and caring but I can be a real bitch too! So do not piss me off! I have a sharp tongue and if you are a sensitive type that will get their feeling hurt, hit the back button now. I enjoy a good time, good people, good food but in the bedroom, just being good is NOT good enough. If sex is not great it is just not worth having. It may be rough and hard or slow and sweet. I am multi-orgasmic and i will not stop until I have lost count of how many times I have cum. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*********** Guys...here is an oppurtunity of a life time to learn something useful! Just because I am a woman that LOVES sex (and I do mean LOVES SEX...men, women groups, whatever! I like real sex, phone sex or even cyber sex as long as it includes sex!), it does not mean that I will be forever in awe of you simply because you are a man with a dick! Remember, you can be replaced by a dildo and what's more is they don't fart, they don't belch, they have no armpits that smell like the ton of onions you put on the cheesburger you had for lunch and most importantly, a dildo does not cum so there is no mess to clean up! So if you instant message me, please try to think up something more than "What do you want?" as an opening line. You really don't expect me to rip off my panties and start playing with myself because you had such a hot opening line line like that, do you? Opening lines like that show me a Dildo has more intelligence. So if that is all you have for an opening line, consider yourself lower in the food chain than a DILDO! C'mon, I am also not a just because I like sex. I am not going to talk to you for 5 minutes then get the next flight out to where ever you are simply because you asked me to. OK? So start using that head that is on your shoulders, not the one in your pants. Since we may be online together and chances are we will most likely never meet even if you live next door...it is up to you to fuck my mind since you will never see my pussy! Are we clear now little boys? Great, thanks. Oh, unless you are huge and ready to prove it, I don't want to see your cock and I don't care if I ever see your asshole. Showing me that might as well be showing me your face since you will be quicklly classified an asshole and ignored and/or blocked!

My Ideal Person ***** Interesting, I had my profile here for over a week without a picture and got a small handful of responses. Then I put my photo on and it gets tons of horny guys. So which head is doing all the thinking now? *****

If you are a guy and in a couple, here is how you can tell if you are going to fit.

1. Look at you hand and measure from the base of your palm to the tip of your middle finger. Is it 13 inches or more? If the answer is yes, proceed to #2.

2. A limp dick does me NO good at all, so play with it. Stand in front of the mirror and jiggle it, play helicopter, c'mon, all you guys do it. Once old chubby starts putting on a little weight, pump it, pump it until it is hard. Once hard, go to step 3.

3. Remember step one where you needed to decide if you hand was 13 inches or not? OK, then grab the base of your Little Richard firmly and wrap your fingers around it. If the tip of your thumb can touch the tip or any part of your middle finger, go to step 2 and continue step 2 to completion. You'll know you completed when you get all ugly in the face, friction burns are along the sides of your junk and it throws up.

why go to step 2? Because I have no use for something that small so you might as well just jerk it off since it won't be used on me.

Now of course, if you thumb can in no way shape or form touch your middle finger, that tells me you are at least thick enough. Then you need to look at the length. If you look like a grand father clock, I will show you a greater use for it and bring you to a whole new dimension and definition of sex. If you are more of a Pee-Wee Herman...go back to step 2.

Love women and couples, prefer bigger breasted women and prefer the husbands to watch.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
My favorite fantasy is being with a beautiful couple. She
has the perfect figure with a 34 or 36 C, trim waist and 34
- 36 inch hips. She has a juicy delicious shaved clean pussy
and sensitive nipples. He is a smooth man, tall and more
slim than hefty with dark hair and a 10 inch cock. They love
being watched as they fuck and he fills her pussy full of
his cum. Then she looks at me with that sweet sexy smile and
a devilish look on her face. She tells me to lie on my back
then straddles my face. I open my mouth and place my tongue
in her pussy as she releases her mans cum being held in her
pussy into my mouth as she plays with her clit. I gobble her
man's cum down hungrily only to have a second tasty
treat when her pussy squirts its own juices into my hungry
and waiting mouth. Over and over she cums in my mouth in this
manner which returns her man to his horny state. He raises
my legs and dips his cock into my hot and very wet pussy then
removes it and puts it in my ass. I pull his woman's pussy
deeper into my mouth and cum over and over again spraying
his stomach with my squirting pussy juices. His woman cumming
over and over again in my mouth until I feel his long hard
thick cock pump his sperm in my tight and very filled ass.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I have had sex with 3 movie celebrities and I will never devulge
who it was.

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