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salparadise675 48 / M
"HI, I speak inglish no to well! I jrk to prfle! kay!"
oviedo, Florida, United States
 
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salparadise675 48/M
oviedo, Florida
I want to fuck the living shit out of you!
Introduction
I am 6 foot 2, 225 pounds. Some people say that I look like a wrestler (of course that is without the gigantic muscles) LOL! I work for the Federal Government now. In April yours truly moved down to South Carolina from upstate New York. Then back to fire swamp of Orlando in July. I had worked for the New York Racing Association for a few years at the Saratoga Race track and got laid off plus broke up with a girlfriend at the same time. So, I decided to make a life change and a move in order to concentrate on the most important thing in life, southern belles (MMMMMMM). Nah, just ding. Although….. lol. I'm going back to school now to become an IT tech. Courses last till the end of October and then hopefully I'll get all of my certs. I want to get a higher paying job while I head back to college to get a degree in computer science. I’ve been somewhat of an adventurer in my life and I’m trying to settle down. My adventures have carried me to all fifty states (including being stationed at Fort Shafter, Hawaii and working for North Pacific Seafoods in Naknek, Alaska). So, now I’d like to branch out to other countries in the future. I love to travel and to meet new people, experience new things, and see the beauty of all the places I go. I love the outdoors including camping, fishing, hiking, body surfing at the beach, canoeing, white water rafting, drive inns (and the inner car activities), urinating into lakes, and many other fun things. In the past I belonged to softball, dart, and volleyball leagues, I’d like to do that again here. I love to read and many days you’ll find my head being buried into a blonde named JK Rowling (MMMMM), or into the darkness of Poe, or sliding into the adventures by Hemingway, along with George Martins sex crazed Game of Thrones characters, or into the drugged and lost Jack Kerouac. I love science, history, and philosophy. I feel completely at home in a space / dinosaur museum, or on a Civil War battlefield, or debating Immanuel Kant’s “Critique of Rea” with a local at an off Duval street Key West bar. When it comes to movies, I like either deep meaningful ones or extremely witty and funny. I love the whole movie industry. Every year I have to watch every movie that is up for a major award at the Academy Awards. I can watch Casablanca, Philadelphia Story, and the Man Who Shot Liberty Valens one second and then switch to modern movies like Saving Private Ryan, Silver Linings Playbook, or Knocked Up the next. When it comes to television, I happen to really freaking hate (I say hate with my teeth gnashing) reality television. I hate them all with a passion. I don’t care if it’s Jersey Shore, Duck Dynasty, American Idol, anything on TLC, anything on the home network, I hate them all!!!! Will not watch one in its entirety. I prefer Game of Thrones, Californication, Boardwalk Empire, and sometimes Big Bang Theory. I love the theater, symphonies, operas, and art galleries. I'm a high brow with many low brow tastes. Music wise, I'll listen to almost anything, but I love Rock, Country, Metal, Alternative. I'm a romantic. Occasionally I like to write Poetry or stories. My major when I was younger was Journalism so I love to write. I’m getting older and I’m changing. I love reading, writing, and Jimmy Buffet, but these things don't matter because I just want sex! I am looking for women. Plain and simple. I love women of all shapes and sizes, as long as you have always been a woman. That doesn't mean that I am after a woman that weighs as much as me though. I am scared that that woman might kick the crap out of me or something. But, basically, I believe that if you discriminate you masturbate. I prefer foreplay and intercourse. I gave up on the golden showers and fecal matters play for lent, so don't even ask. LOL! I can be funny if you like offbeat humor. I try to say the most outrageous remarks for effect. Some people get turned off by it, if you do you can go fuck yourself! LOL! I have body hair on my chest, my package, and my back. I typically braid it and let it hang down my back till it connects with the hairs on my ass crack! Just joking it isn't that bad! I shave my head and have a goatee. What else, My favorite color is blue, my favorite movie is the Departed, my favorite book is On the Road by Jack Kerouac, my favorite flavor of KY is strawberry, and I love to have women rip tape off my hairy chest. I've done the whole threesome thing a couple of times, but I was by myself and the other two were on the porn I was watching. LOL! No, I have done it a couple of times it was great! I change like the wind when it comes to fantasies. Sometimes I have a hankering for older women, sometimes younger, and sometimes midgets. I believe that every woman has great qualities and that if you discriminate, you masturbate! I would like to say that "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on to this continent a new nation....". Wait a second you say that speech has been given before. Oh, crap! And here I thought that I was saying something new. Alright then I have nothing more to say. Just want to have some fun! If an encounter leads into a serious relationship then I am all for it, but I am not looking for one. I am looking for women. Plain and simple. I love women of all shapes and sizes, as long as you have always been a woman. Transvestites, please hold off on emailing me until I am extremely fucking crocked and don't care what hole I am putting my cock in. I've done the whole threesome thing a couple of times, but I was by myself and the other two women were on the porn I was watching. I change like the wind when it comes to fantasies. Sometimes I have a hankering for older women, sometimes younger, and sometimes midgets. I believe that every woman has great qualities and that if you discriminate, you masturbate! My ideal woman would have a pulse! Of course if you are reading this and you don't have a pulse, turn off your computer and call 911 immediatly. Sometimes my sarcasm can get kind of dark as you can tell. LOL! I'm trying to find myself once again after the divorce, so this means I will be getting back into the things I love, but gave up. I like competing in things from baseball, to football, to volleyball, to darts, to shuffleboard, to boardgames. Just started back in to working out again. I enjoy running (or I will again now I'm lucky to keep from Ralphing LOL), hikes and walks along the beach or anywhere in nature. I love to camp and fish. I'm from Detroit so the Lions, Tigers, Red Wings, Pistons, CMU Chippawas and MSU Spartans I regularly follow on TV, radio, newspapers and online. I am interested in Science and History, so museums and battlefields peak my curiousity. Drive-ins are my fav places to watch current movies. I love old movies and you can often catch me in front of a TCM on the weekend. Movies of all genres are a passion of mine. I think deeply at times and there are many times that you can catch me analyzing a book or plays or the arts or a movie. Analysis is something that I constanly do with life also. I want to know why and I am constantly on a mission to find an answer. Traveling (when I have the money LOL) is also a passion of mine. To enjoy the history, the arts, the people, the nature, the architecture, and ambience of a new place is almost orgasmic to me. Some minor things that I enjoy are video games (part of the competitive nature I guess), politics, writing (something I need to enhance through classes), Catholic church (but open to any faith that believes in spirituality), listening to Coast to Coast AM, reading about supernatural phenomenon, and online on the computer (something I would love to cut back on). When I feel the need to blow off some steam I enjoy having a beer at a local bar to talk politics, religion, or whatever the current fab is with the regulars. I was a swinger in my previous marriage, so I love this lifestyle. I have broad shoulders and I am great with my big hands (the bigger the fingers) and tongue I have been told. I prefer extreme foreplay and then intercourse. I can be funny if you like offbeat humor. I try to say the most outrageous remarks for effect. Some people get turned off by it. If you do, you can go fuck yourself! LOL! I have body hair on my chest, my package, and my back. I typically braid it and let it hang down my back till it connects with the hairs on my ass! Just joking, it isn't that bad! I would love to have a women shave it all off except for the hair on the top of my head, I mean the head I put my hat on, um okay the head me face is on. That's better. What else, My favorite color is blue, my favorite movie is the Departed, my favorite book is On the Road by Jack Kerouac, my favorite flavor of KY is strawberry, and I love to have women rip tape off my hairy chest. I believe in Sir Thomas Aquinas's definition of happiness when he said that happiness is full aquisition of all of your potential. Which means I have got a long way to go. I would like to say that "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on to this continent a new nation....". Wait a second you say that speech has been given before. Oh, crap! And here I thought that I was saying something new. Alright then I have nothing more to say. On the Road with Sal Paradise, man I need a smoke. I enjoy drinking, smoking, and getting laid. Occasionally all three at the same time. Sometimes in life, I just like to take a risk and .

My Ideal Person Anyone that arouses some sort of thought process! The mundane everyday niceties need to be extinguished so that the journey to enlightenment can once again be commenced. I want to know WHY! And if a person has a piece to the puzzle then I would love to talk with them! In addition, I admire people that speak out against what they feel is wrong, but also keep an open ear and mind towards the other side's arguements. In the sack, I like a woman that is submissive sometimes and other times she takes charge. Just go with the passion. That flopping back and forth keeps things interesting. An example of a time of me taking charge is below:

From the second I walk through your door I am going to have my tongue down your throat, as I rip off your shirt, reach into your bra, and start grabbing those wonderful breasts. My tongue will pull itself from your mouth and slam into those nipples, giving you little bits of teeth as the sucking begins. Meanwhile my hands will have torn off your pants and my left index finger will bypass your panties and slam inside your pussy. I will finger you over and over again as my mouth alternates between your tits and your mouth. Then, after a time, I will force your right hand down to my pants where you will unzip them and pull out my hardened cock! You will stroke me while I continue to finger you and enjoy you with my mouth. When I can't stand it any longer, I will hurl you to the ground on to your back and I'll shove my cock into your mouth. I then will attack your pussy with my tongue, mouth, and fingers as you suck the hell out of my cock with my balls dangling in your face. After tens of minutes I will move up to your face and start kissing your lips as my now three fingers continue to reach inside of you. I will move my cock up to the top of your pussy and your clit and start rubbing the area with my penis as my fingers still enjoy your wetness. Then I will place the tip of my cock in you and then yank it away. I will keep doing it, everytime going deeper and deeper inside of you until I almost have it all in and then I'll pull it out and resume the fingerplay for a few minutes. Then, when you least expect it, I'll slam my cock into you. And that is how it will begin. We can make up the rest as we go along. Get back to me and that will get the ball rolling. Talk to you later!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, Dropkick Murphy's, Jimmy Buffet, eminem,
pantera, metallica, toby keith, papa roach

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Of course being a guy mine involves a threesome that I haven't
tried in the opportunities before. I would love to have
two women on top of each other on their backs, while I alternate
being inside both of them.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Jennifer Aniston. Watching her nip ons all of those years
on friends has me wanting to see everything she is in. I swear
they made it freezing on that set just to get the higher nip
on ratings!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 48 / male
  • oviedo, Florida, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: June 6, 1975
Hometown: rochester hills, Michigan, United States
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 2 in / 187-190 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Some college
Occupation: federal goverrnment
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Yes
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, British
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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