Saucy-Chef - A Nice, but Norty Gentleman who loves to Satisfy his Lady, Physically, Spiritually & Mentally We all need a Rai d'Etre, a Rea to Be.... This site helps you find people with similar tastes. The lady in the photo lived in California USA. I spent 6 weeks around her as an extended holiday. It nearly went somewhere, but didn't. Didn't put me off though. She was more hedonistic than me lol & that takes some doing !! Today in mid 2015 I just want to enjoy norty fun. Whether the lady is 22, or 62, we all have our needs wants or desires. When I find the per I seek we will spend the rest of what's left of my life together & will treat her like a Princess. And I ensure after I'm gone she will be left in as strong and as secure a position as possible. Her reward for taking me on in my later life stages. After all, it's her best interests that will motivate me.....and give me the desire to thoroughly satisfy her. I get off on doing so. If she is a lot younger, then I would consider having ren with her, so she can benefit both from my love for her, and in my being older in a paternal sort of way too, and I will look out for her. If around my age, or even older....then equally respectfully. I love mutuality and 50/50 in a partnership. And I adore monogamy and being faithful. I pride myself on that, having seen enough hurt and felt a lot also. Not here to create hurt and mistrust in anybody...in fact the exact opposite...xx If it's just a bit of dirty talk, or phone/cam sex with mutual masturbation, I'm very easy over with that. If we are close enough together to meet, then lets, if we get on together. I'm very broadminded, so if you want a threesome or moresome, want me to join your hubby & fuck you too, or me organize a Greedy Girl or Bukkake party with you at the centre of attention, I'm your man. Whether that's in Manchester or Blackpool, Eastbourne/Brighton, Barnstaple, North Devon or The Lake District or Fuengirola on the Costa del Sol, so be it. All places I intend to travel to. So wherever in UK you live, I can find somewhere we could meet up at if you really want to. If you help me develop a relationship, the option you move to live with or near me, or I to your area is fine. Whichever makes most sense. I have travelled extensively around the UK so been to most places, possibly near where you live too. I can be a Dom to your Sub, a provider of Spunk to your Cumslut, or a Good Old-Fashioned Bestest Buddy With Knobs-on!! - I aim to please. I don't care about your background or financial status, what you do for a living, or what your problems may be. I will help you overcome any of those and hold your hand lovingly, so. I'm in this for the long haul. I need a right-hand woman. Who can share in my day to day affairs. Although am retired, I still keep my Business contacts alive & always open to a deal if there's one to be had ;) Ideally, if you already have s that would be fine, or even grand-s. I chose not to have any cos of the shite time I went through because of my Parent's divorcing whilst I was going through my grammar school education. Affected me very badly. So I only want what's best for you and their future lives. I ask nothing of you, but to give me the best amount of love and attention you are able. And if you have a healthy appetite sexually, I will help cater for that gladly. In a most imaginative & far from boring way. If you like to wear sexy lingerie, high heels, stockings, painted red nails or lipstick, fur coats and no knickers...then I will follow you around like a puppy & never leave you lol ;) Some while ago, I had a 10 year affair with my married hood sweetheart. I refused after a year to wait any longer for her to leave him. She was unhappily married & he had conned her. She expected me to be there when she finally did leave. She hurt me too much, so I chose to just be her friend, instead. Which is just like after my 20 year relationship with my ex in the photo Jenny. It's now nothing but history. I am what you would call 100% available. With no ties. And thoughts in my head to return to base myself back in North Devon to live. I am currently living in Blackpool, as I spent the last 9 years caring for my Manchester-based Stepfather. A well-known face, who was very poorly...and I need my space now. I want my own life back, I have made plenty of sacrifice. So if any of this sounds like you like what I am about, or you would like to chat in IM or on cam, I'll gladly give you my time to get to know you. And am more than happy to ring you, as that's far easier than typing lol ;) If you are Blonde, or Curvy, or Short in height - You will have already caught my eye, and probably been hotlisted, but I am in no way judgemental or fussy. A yummy lady is just that, whatever colour hair or bodily shape. We all have our preferences. I refuse to pay for membership, so email me over so I can get back to you that way & begin a conversation. Friendship offered first & foremost. I am very dependable & LOYAL. I will fight for what's right and defend your honour ALWAYS xx I have not been a Professional Chef in Large Hotels & Quality Restaurants since 1991, but Saucy-Property-Consultant just didn't sound fun or cheeky enough he he - but am still willing to do all the shopping & cooking in any relationship, if you'll do the washing up?? Sounds fair?? Fun, laughter, tingly n squirty orgasms & goosebumps are all on the menu ;) lol xx I was a mad keen Golfer. Played Snooker & Pool, Badminton, Football, Table Tennis & Rollerskated all to a decent level. Business got in the way of all that, so now my greatest hobby will be the lady love of my life to yet find. She's out there somewhere. Maybe reading this right now?? Juicy bits to follow, will that bit interest you and catch your attention, I do hope so C=:-) xx

My Ideal Person A very clever, intelligent Fun-Loving woman, with a great sense of humour and a passion for passion. Quality, is right up my Street, and as she excites me with her Hooker way's and Sexy Lingerie and painted red nails, Tingly Orgasms & Squirty times are a must.

Her Pleasure, will be My Pleasure...and Vice Versa. One who would share with me in all that I do, or where I go...if so be desired.

One who can hug and be hugged, and also be loved immensely whilst being kissed or touched tenderly and sensitively.

Who can always feel comfortable with me when naked or pillow-talking, and be indulgent or decadent whilst receiving a gentle, stroking Massage or a thoroughly deserved sexual encounter, combined with pleasurable and intimate Licking or Sucking. Even to play with others is OK by me, if she enjoys that side of things. Just read the one testimonial my friend "Switch_moi" wrote about me in 2004 - "rm_Switchmoi on Dec 31, 2004

"Saucy-chef is a gentleman.

Cheeky, yes. Flirty, yes.

Happy, yes. Cute!!

Absolutely.

Smart, funny and a wonderful person I am proud to call fiend. (friend also)

Do yourself a favour, get to know this man.

He is a delight."

We spent much time talking together back then, as I was sleeping badly due to Legal problems in my life & she was awake being in Australia, see. We had a ball together, she was married. Nothing sinister, just a very clever intelligent lady & we got on tremendously. She helped me through a tough period in my life. Helped me take my mind off things & relax. So I'm eternally grateful to her...XX

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What I seek is that OUR awesome sex life and the ability to grow old together disgracefully...will do just nicely, for both of US!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage, Sexy lingerie

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