Once upon a time there was a man who o sold shoes. He was a good man, but somehow good things never came to him. He was an athlete in High School? People cheered him. That was before the... red thing appeared. Darkness fell on shoe town. Who would take on the red beast? Who would battle it? Who would marry it? The little shoe man stepped forward... or perhaps the others just stepped back. At any rate, an unholy union was born, so were two unholy ren. And the lowly shoe man, who once had been a mighty athlete in High School and scored four touchdowns in one game, and had many offers to junior colleges and could have made something with his life, laid down and died. The end.

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