Love to meet you for lots of naked body contact. I'm a bottom only. Honest, country guy. Weekday, Daytime meets only, cannot host Short 5'8" and overweight 225 lbs. I'm not gifted either. Also known as IBM (Acronym for [B]I[/B]tty [B]B[/B]itty [B]M[/B]eat) I wasn't at the head of the line when they were passing out the dick's. What can I say? Oh and I suffer from ED (Erectile Dysfunction) so can't get hard or cum, even with pills. Bottom line is my plumbing does not work, (So what am I doing on here???? Looking to get fucked. That is all I can do now is stick my ass in the air & hope someone can fill it. [B][COLOR red]Love to sniff and taste sweaty arm pits, as well as other areas. [/COLOR][/B]Am going bald. A little bit of a [B[COLOR red]]redneck[/COLOR].[/B] I'm not out to impress anyone. After 70 years I am who I am, so I don't dress fancy & avoid crowds. I like nature and love being naked outside. (Inside too.) I enjoy camping. Especially at gay, clothing optional campgrounds, nature, with all the peace and quiet it offers, as well as the nice things it may lead to. :)Or if you are lucky enough to have a lot of acreage/ranch love to just plant my camper there an enjoy being a total naturalist. Just a very casual guy who enjoys a man that likes to dive into me. [B][COLOR red]I love the natural scent of man sweat[/COLOR][/B]. (See my ideal per list.) NSA. HIV- and STD free. Tested 02-26-21. UB2! Did I tell you that my plumbing does NOT work??? Looking for FWB who may like to go camping, road trips, movies, chatting in person.

My Ideal Person Looking for someone about the same age, height, weight ...but not written in stone.
I need a top who likes to play with my ass, but just being naked with another man is great too. Kissing. Hugging and grinding. Nudest?
NSA. Discreet.Homebody. Not into the bars etc... just someone without the attachments of a heavy relationship for occasional meetings and weekends camping if that is what we want to call it. lol.
Good sense of humor would be great too.

Someone that doesn't want or need to take a shower b 4 we meet. I love the natural scent of a man. NO colognes or sprays. Love the scent of a man after he has been working hard for the last couple days, but has NOT had time to take a shower yet. Love the scent and taste of sweaty arm pits as well as a hairy raunchy scented, dried cum, slimy crotch. Like a nice hairy ass to eat, but that must be clean of scat, but still I want to smell a mans crack, not cologne or body sprays.

D/D free please.
Looking for FWB who may like to go camping, road trips, movies, chatting in person, nature with all the peace and quiet it offers, as well as the nice things it may lead to.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
None

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Leather, Latex, Massage, Receiving Anal

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Brad Pitt

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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