I’m English, never married – because although I’ve met “Miss Right” on a couple of occasions, the timing just hasn’t been right for a number of reas. I’m not here looking for the next missed opportunity – I feel that having any such high expectations of ANY dating site is somewhat delusional and I prefer to develop my romantic attachments through much more traditional media: like conversing face to face and actually experiencing someone’s perality and character first-hand rather than on the basis of could-be fictional self-trumpet blowing! Yep – I’m here for some sexy fun with one or more like-minded per of the female persuasion. If you’re a guy or a trans-gender, sorry… no parking. I don’t have any hard and fast age-restrictions but if you’re considerably younger than me you’ll need to be quite mature in outlook. I like to think I have a life that doesn’t depend on anodyne, homogenised entertainment as fed to us by Simon Cowell and the “utterly apolitical” (yeah, right!) BBC. Oh yeah… and if you loved ANY of the Big Brother crap, you are definitely a lower form of life. Sorry but that’s a fact. If you can’t write English as English is meant to be written, you’ll be of no interest to me. Yes, I AM a snob about that. I despise text-speak and laziness in writing (“wid”… “dat”… “eva”… “gr8”… etc.) You have a keyboard in front of you. It really doesn’t rob you of such a massive portion of your life to spell words as they appear in the dictionary. My username reflects a peral fantasy that I did manage to fulfil for a brief couple of months and would love to enjoy again. But it is not a decree laid down and carved in stone that precludes any other forms of entertaining and pleasurable fun. I do like vanilla sex but I like it more if the vanilla gets a variety of sauces mixed in with it…! If you want my CV – laying out my height, weight, previous sexual and relationship history, employment details etc… please be a head-hunter about to offer me a gargantuan salary for very little work! Otherwise, try to focus on the what could be rather than the what has been. Thanks P.S. I can't currently upgrade so please include some contact info if you'd like me to get in touch

My Ideal Person The username is a throwback to my days of living in Africa where I enjoyed a couple of D/S encounters and thought that was the thing for me. But I can take it or leave so please don't be put off by my username, thinking that is precisely what I'm seeking with no leeway for more vanilla relationships.
Anybody responding to my profile - with a wink/hotlisting/message - can be assured that I seek only pleasure through essentially normal, sexual activities. I am not a sadist AT ALL. Not a masochist. Neither do I gain particular pleasure from taking a dominant role... All I seek is readily available and accessible sexual fulfilment with a very submissive and obliging provider.
For the more vanilla-minded, I love straight sex and the many variations that can be enjoyed. I am a very giving partner and am obsessed with giving my partner the ultimate pleasure before I even think about my own... In many ways, I simply prefer kind of taking turns to give and then lie back and take, so to speak.
My preferences are for curvy, busty women. Beyond that, well, yes I do have predilections about hair colour, length, eye-colour etc but I'd rather not preclude anyone on the basis of their genetics (except the Big Brother fans!)
Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I hope to live out this particular fantasy soon - where I
have 2 or 3 submissive sex slaves performing various acts
on me and on each other throughout a 24 hour period of pure,
wanton lust...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Latex, Massage, Tit-fucking, Baby Oil

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not at all. I prefer real people

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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