I have a ruff time getting close to people, and I'm sure it has nothing to do with my original intro title, "Hurry, my penis is shrinking and isn't going to suck itself!" Well, here's me being real for a while, I'll see how that works out... My original intro was "Well some of you would notice that I am of short-statue. Please do not call me a "midget," I prefer to be called a "little person." My penis is not very large, but I am able to stick my entire body into some vaginas, as long as you provide me with some safety harnesses (I always use protection). I can be a polite gentleman in bed, but only if you let me use my dick as your toothpick." Now here's my translation... I'm 5'10", 180lbs, I actually have never measured my penis so I have no clue what size it is. I'm not into any pain or humiliation type of stuff, just into having a good time with good company.

My Ideal Person What I originally wrote... "I purchased a box of Cheerios last year and swore I would get laid before I finished masterbating with each one of them... Well the box is starting to dry up and breakfast just isn't as delicious as the commercials would have you believe. So I'm looking for a big-breasted, hot-assed woman to let me have my way with her. If your place is wheel-chair accessible that is also a plus, as is changing diapers."

Now something a little more serious... I'm looking for someone that can somehow sift through all the sarcastic stuff I say and find out that a good person does somehow exist inside. I'm not looking for one night stands, I don't think I could get that comfortable with a person that quickly. I just would like to meet someone that I could have fun with. If you email I'll do my best not to be completely sarcastic with you, can't promise anything if one day we actually meet though