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spacetimebend 32 / M
"Smart, kind, emotionally intelligent bi dude looking for chill experiences."
Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
 
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spacetimebend 32/M
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Introduction
I work a simple retail job, but I've got university education, a warm heart, a bard's soul, and high hopes for humanity. Just looking for a chill time with cool people. I weigh 210, am top heavy but not out of shape, and love to play music and discuss mind blowing ideas in science, art, philosophy, the works... I'm 420 friendly and generous with it, but not pushy about it. Just looking for people to relax with, have a decent conversation with, build some trust with, and then eventually cast decency to the side with and have some fun! Good Things About Me (aka, inverse red flags... green flags even) 1. I don't have a bad dick I guess, it's of maybe above average length and kinda wide? People have liked it, and the things I do with it \8 2. I'm clean of any diseases 3. I always respect consent (I mean what kind of asshat wouldn't?) 4. Super chill about any kinks you enjoy o-o 5. I'm a proud feminist 6. Will forget I'm a feminist if you're into that kind of shit 7. I'm pretty good at massages. Got any kinks to work out? I can massage you naked! Or clothed, if you're a spoil sport 8. I know something about what I'm doing. I have a decent amount of anatomical knowledge, so I know that the clitoris is actually a fairly large organ under the skin and will execute that knowledge to my best ability. That... is about sex, not horror movie shit, I promise. 9. Some say I'm a "cunning linguist." Hurr Hurr, I will eat you out for days. Again, not horror movie shit (why is this happening) 10. I usually have something interesting to say when we are just chilling. Not a boring conversationalist. Decent sense of humor too... I think? Maybe you prefer fart jokes, I dunno, people are hard to please, but I try. 11. I will listen to you. Like, about whatever. I actually absorb shit. I'm not some dense block of wood that will just say "uh huh" when nudged. Unless you're into that shit for some rea. People have strange kinks. I don't judge. 12. I've slept with enough people to know what I like, but I haven't slept with so many that I'm even close to losing track. The number is 7, or 8, depending on your definitions of "sex." Possible topic of philosophical conversation. 13. I will serenade you with my guitar if you like, unless you think that's for douchebags. But I could totally learn any gs you might like. Perhaps a sexy striptease number... "HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAL." :-" 14. I'm an honest per, so honest I'll make a list of my faults! Observe... Bad Things About Me (aka, regular red flags) 1. I work retail, so not dripping in cash, but I do fine. 2. I dropped out of college. Might go back, but also I still... 3. I suffer from depression. I mean, who doesn't in this day and age? Made it hard for me to do the school thing and I didn't start to treat it for a long, long time. 4. I do the pot sometimes. The Devil's Lettuce. Oh Lordy, He got a hold on me. >:) 5. I'm nerdy enough to be annoying sometimes. If I go on too much about orbital dynamics or something, just slap to reset. 6. My favorite thing sexually (among many things) is synchronizing orgasms and cumming inside along with an impregnation fantasy, but I have no problems with condoms at all. (or failing to make people pregnant with extreme prejudice) 7. I kinda like some Nickleback gs. They're not even close to my favorite band, but they've got a couple decent tunes, and I will defend them if people rip on them. Not much, but I'd make a peep. :O 8. I might catch some feels. I'm an adult and I can keep my feels in check, but they might show up and I might mention it. No pressure, ever, but no promises either way. 9. I'm balding. It ain't terrible, but it's definitely there. I've worn a hat since high school because of social anxiety even when I had a full head of hair, and I think the hat wasn't good for the hair. Neither were my genes, but you know. It could be both. 10. I got a bit of the pudge, and I sweat like it. I've always been a sweater (nordic heritage), and I've always had a bit of a sweet tooth. I was thin and svelte until after I came back here from Portland, but I've still got some muscle. I'm of average build, but I have some cushion for pushing, all I'm saying.

My Ideal Person My ideal person has flaws, has something interesting to say or discuss, is compassionate and understanding at least theoretically, but hopefully actually. I have a warm heart, and it's open, so I'd hope they'd be somewhat trustworthy too. My ideal person is at least kinda active (like, enough to hike and have fun sex), but doesn't have to be crazy fit. A little pudge suits me just fine. I don't require any particular kinks or anything, but I'd prefer someone adventurous.

Must love dogs, love music, be 420 friendly (no presh), be comfortable with possible polyamorous situations, and able to enjoy a fully hydrated and strenuous evening! >>! I'm on antidepressants so it might be a loooong evening. Or day. I'm not picky. Anyway, their side effects are interesting. Mostly keeps me from orgasming until I choose to. I dunno, supposed to lower the libido somewhat, but just makes it harder for me to cum. Are you up to the challenge?

I'm fine with any race, any religion (but you should know I'm not exactly a religious man, I will say God's name in vain... often), ages between 22 and 46 (the half your age plus 7 rule), and any sort of good time you want to have, sexual or non. But you know, this is AdultFriendFinder.com... it's probably gonna be sexy.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 32 / male
  • Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: June 20, 1988
Hometown: Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Retail Service Desk
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, French
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: None
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