I’m smart and funny. I have good taste so if I end up not liking you, it’s cause you suck Or cause you rejected me already One or the other Maybe both, I guess I’m a good looking guy Don’t have bad body odor I shower nearly every day (might skip a day now and again but that would not necessarily preclude application of deodorant or swimming or going into the men’s room and drenching some paper towels with hand soap and water and.... kidding....well, except for that time at the mall...ok times....ok malls....ok when I say “malls”, you should understand that I am using the old Latin definition of the term which I believe roughly translates to “every friggin place I go on weekends cause lots of times I’ll sleep late and just not not shower”. Ok so now I’m rethinking this, cause I’m remembering that this is a dating, actually even worse, more like a hook-up mixed with dating (at least that’s what ya’ll who say you’re looking for dating tell yourself and post cause you don’t wanna admit that you’re horny and on here just trying to get some, but I digress)....so I’m realizing, maybe it was a bad call to go off joking about poor hygiene when I’m trying to be appealing.....well, I can’t seem to get the cursor to go on back to where I say I wash my nuts in the men’s room sink so I guess I’m sticking with that.... So......I might just have to add, I got a good job, i do well on that end. I got all my vaccines. I neither own nor wish to own anything made of human skin, including clothing, so if you’re with me, your skin will be safe, swear to god....I got a nice car. European....and not like Volkswagen or Volvo, that’s cheating with that weak sht What else? Um, I have no felony convictions nor arrests which were not expunged by virtue of the cop I punched also being over the “legal limit”....we don’t need to get into misdemeanors, cause that just means I’m fun But Ma, if you’re reading this, I swear, I’m just talking crap but if you give me a hard time about gettin arrested then I’m gonna tell pops you are back on here scoping out for your what you say is “BBC” and I think he knows you don’t mean you’re looking for some English TV, unless maybe it’s some kinky crap involving Idris Elba doing that Luther character....so, I guess that’s me

My Ideal Person Ok, so my ideal person is a woman who is into guys who might at times wash their nuts with paper towels in a men’s room sink
So if you’re reading this, and you’re like “ Yeah, that’s hot,
I have always wanted a guy who cleans his nuts in such a fashion and it would make me particularly wet and hot if I could witness him scrubbing
his his testicles with a cheap paper towel of almost sandpaper like consistency in a men’s room”...well then, you are my one true love, my balls washing, watching, Lady

So for real though, I am interested in a person that is smart and funny and sexy
I’m not only interested in women who are conventionally beautiful
but sexiness often comes in different forms as far as I’m concerned