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tongueplaynow 71/M
Faribault, Minnesota
An ample a day keeps the doctor away, so eat an ample everyday
My ideal per is single and likes cock. I am also a smoker. PEOPLE KEEP TYPING TO ME AND I CANT, CANNOT, NOTTA, ZERO, READ MESSAGES HERE. Am also on Squirt (bathrobe_man) and Silver Daddies (use age to find me) (oldnfatnhorny24/7) FOR SOME REA THE IM DOES NOT WORK FOR ME HERE. I WILL NEVER RESPOND TO ANYONE HERE, EITHER CONTACT ME AT THE SITE BELOW OR FORGET IT. AT MY AGE I REALLY DONT CARE ANYMORE, IT IS EITHER MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY. My favorite saying--AN AMPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY, SO EAT AN AMPLE EVERYDAY. SO.........CHECK ME OUT ON XHAMSTER AND CHAT WITH ME THERE, MY ID IS BATHROBE_MAN. DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS, JUST DO A SEARCH AND WALLA, IT WILL POP UP. I reiterate, I cant chat here and will probably never join this site again so if you want to contact me, do it at xhamster. OH AND BI THE WAY IF YOU DONT LIKE PORN, PLEASE, YES PLEASE DO NOT LOOKS AT MY PROFILE. Not one per has bothered to say hello to me on xhamster, so why would I join this site again. It would just be the same old thing, I do all the work and no one responds. Id rather give what little I have to the Indians. Im there about 2-8 hrs a day, why because it is free and it helps take care of the lust in my loins. There is so much eye candy there, even the front row church sitters, will find something to easy their tension. I have another profile there and will tell/show you that one, if and when I am contacted there. Have lots of movies saved to favs, see what does it for me and dont forget to say hi. NOT ONE PER HAS SAID HI TO ME ON THE ABOVE SITE. WHEN MY GOLD IS DONE, I AM DONE HERE FOREVER. My last day here is 6/12/17 On the above date, I am done doing all the work and am so tired of all the ME ME ME players. Guys if bring nothing to the table, (pics, even if hidden) Im not really interested. Again and below, i read everyone profile and if you cant fill out the married section, IM NOT INTERESTED. (cept maybe a cd) Please, Please read the update below. UPDATE-UPDATE-MY PROFILE ALONG WITH YOURS SHOULD BE A WINDOW OF YOU, JUST WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD THINK ABOUT THIS, BEFORE FILLING THEIR PROFILE WITH SO MUCH VAGUENESS. REMEMBER, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOUR THINKING, SO JUST THINK ABOUT IT, BEFORE YOU POST IT. UPDATE--Single bi chubby daddy, naturally smooth (see pic) lives alone cept cat, but he dont take up much space. I dont hunt or fish, but do enjoy camping, but only at motels or hotels. I also enjoy car rides to nowhere, (dressed and scantily dressed) the casinos food, nickel keno, card games, spin the bottle, alternative reading (nifty erotic stories) couch cuddling, kissing, kitchen counter fun, hallway fun, steps fun and camming. I also love watching porn, especially if the men and women are on the heavy side.. I love being naked and seldom wear cloths at home, cept for socks. I also enjoy the H out of nasty dirty pervy talk. As you can see bi my typing (above and below) no need to worry about being with someone that cant conversate (new word) and for those that give a rip, I can also carry a tune. (sing not actually lift it) Ive been divorced for over 20 yrs, so really consider myself single and as much as I like it, I hate it. If you have any other ?s, just ask, for it starts with letting your fingers do the walking, before erroneous zones can be pleasured.

My Ideal Person Am very open to hosting cds, especially bigger gurls, prefer single, just had a married guy, not show up, nor call So NO MARRIED MEN,or women for that matter..

My ideal person is SINGLE (fleshy) and likes cock.

Ideally I would love to find a single bi woman, close to me, to share her cloths with me. Open to travel, dinning in and out and if her name is Deb M. it would be ideal.

Being that is probably not going to happen, read below.

I like my men on the large size,( but that is not written in stone) and my women the same size as me. If your a cd, I prefer non passable and yes I dress.. Gay cock very, very welcum. I also love watching porn, especially chubby porn (male, female, cds) so cum join me and lets see how long we can stay clothed.

Am very open to smooth young boys and girls and gurls (legal of course) to cum play with daddy. Love, love roll play, so cum play with this perverted daddy and whisper your naughty thoughts in his ears.

SPECIAL NOTE TO ALL-I am a smoker, if you cant handle it or dont like smokers why not put that in your profile and save me and the world some time. On the upside of this, I am not a drinker. So if you partake of SPIRITUAL NECTAR, I am always available to drive.


I do have a cam and would prefer to see you and show you all before meating. (lol, they way things have gone dont have to worry about that)

Will quit here and add I cant contact you, soooooo.

ps: I wont be holding my breath.

A cpl of last tid bits for any or all:

The more you smile the lower the blood pressure.

It is not the length, it is not the size, it is how many times you make it rise.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Lori line, Yanni

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
1. Taking a drive to nowhere with your hand playing with my
exposed cock, while i`m playing with your exposed shaved
pussy. Of course your wearing a dress, with nothing on under
it (absolutely love a woman in a dress,see preceeding line) and i`m wearing the loosest fitting shorts I can find. 2. Really enjoy big bellied men, smooth like me is the bestest, the bigger the better, so would love to have 2 or 3 over for a do it all orgy. Start by me on my knees sucking one, while another is playing with his cock. I lean over and start sucking his, then back to the 1st. The other one gets down on his knees and starts to work on me, rimming my big ass, then finguring me, to get me loose. When I can`t stand it anymore he ?????

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage, Wide open on this subject

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kay Parker, because she was a wantin wanting it.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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  • 71 / male
  • Faribault, Minnesota, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: November 2, 1949
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm
Body Type: Ample
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: retired
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, jibberish
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: