I give free squirt classes on Friday evenings. Sign up now!!! Attention: I am seriously looking for a Spring and Summer muse. Bring your A-Game! I am new in town and would love to just meet an intelligent and gorgeous woman. The rest of the evening will find us somewhere laughing. Now guys, if you want me to help with your gf/wife then put her on. No fat chicks, if your tits fall off your chest and lodge under your armpits.. pass If you aren't hotter than your girlfriends then introduce me to them instead. No one over 40 unless you are fabulous and then please chase me down. Have some manners, hell even when guys send me IMs I take a moment to tell them no thanks. And then I block them so they don't waste their time doing it again. Be intelligent, make conversation with me, don't discuss the weather too much. Let's meet for drinks and laughs and not spend forever chatting here. Don't we still have phones? I am much funnier and engaging in person. Come say hello soon

My Ideal Person If you have read the above ramblings then I am sure you know if you are the one I am searching for.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Someone contacts me from this site and its an almost perfect
match from the beginning and it gets better.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Have actually had a celebrity LOL what a weird question

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

View more of txsurfguy's responses