We are a very discreet, executive suit and tie, ordinary looking couple that blends in right next door. Yes, we will politely wave hello to you as we are returning home from an evening of nasty group sex. He is tall, handsome, well educated and traveled. She is a petite European who oozes sex appeal, speaks multiple languages, and has visited 27 different countries. That’s right, she will say “let’s fuck” in the language of your choice. We live right downtown SLC in an old warehouse loft. Imagine a large open space serving as one big bedroom. Can you say “how many people are in here having sex?” We are within walking distance of some of the best bars and restaurants in town, so no need to grab an Uber; it’s just a short stumble back to our place for a night of naughty debauchery. We don’t get overly wild and crazy, yet we don’t mind (on the rare occasion) having our friend Molly or Big C join in the fun. Lastly, if there is hair on that thing, for god’s sake shave it off.

My Ideal Person We enjoy occasionally sexually indulging with others; body rubbing, sweat dripping, moan inducing group sex. Are you a sexy couple where the woman is bi-sexual and is the first place ribbon winner of the Betty Crocker spatula licking contest? Are you not shy about exploiting another couple to fulfill your sexual deviance? Are you a male with a cock aptly nicknamed Godzilla (the misses added that one)? Then by all means apply here.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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