SINGLE MEN, DON'T EVEN BOTHER WRITING. MESSAGES ARE DELETED IMMEDIATELY, WE DON'T EVEN READ THEM. STOP SENDING US FRIEND REQUESTS AND IM'S! Ya'll look and sound thirsty AF! Now...with that being said....Hello! We are a fit, attractive, drama free couple. We are a couple of wise asses who enjoy dirty humor and even dirtier fun. In the LS together four years now but she was a unicorn for 20 years before they met. We are the type of couple that if there is something you like all you have to do is ask, chances are we'll be down. Always looking to expand our horizons. Because of his high profile job, face pics of him furnished upon request but ladies, I assure you, he's very athletic and handsome. We like to dance and go to clubs, or we can do a quiet dinner and a movie. We are able to host if necessary.

My Ideal Person We are looking for HWP couples, single females...NO single males. We are a full-swap couple and seeking the same. Kink not required, but always welcomed, and a bonus. Bisexual female is also preferred, but not required. Attraction should all be mutual, we will NOT take one for the team and neither should you. We enjoy threesome, foursomes, moresomes, group play and one-on-one. We would prefer local playmates but would consider travelling within a certain distance. We are a sexy, fit, healthy couple and we are seeking the same. Be honest about your appearance, we are.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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