I am a Bournemouth-based programmer fresh out of University. I'm single (and I have been for awhile) and looking to keep in practice, as it were. I'm not especially kinky (voyeurism and photography are about as extreme as my fantasies go), and I will likely never talk dirty to you (because I sound like a robot that swallowed a dictionary and it all just sounds horribly horribly wrong). Note: While I appreciate the interest, I would rather not have my alerts flooded by winks from people abroad. Yes, that means all of you in the philippines. Unless you're in the UK I'm not interested.

My Ideal Person The last woman I knew that I was really close to I met at a formal dinner. We were placed in the seats next to one another at about 6PM, having never seen each other before. When it broke up around midnight, we were still talking.

You cannot beat a bit of chemistry